Feng Shui Funnybone Pillows

"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Movers and shakers.

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

tax

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things."

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

We'll pass on the entrees...

We have boorish stocks for boorish times.

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'They must be trash fish!'

"My child has special wants."