Science Funnybone Gifts

Breakthrough by a comic

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

Movers and shakers.

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

tax

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things."

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

We'll pass on the entrees...

We have boorish stocks for boorish times.

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'They must be trash fish!'