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'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Snowprov

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

An early space launch attempt.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Will eat your homework for $.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Call me!"

"You've got night fever."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Punch Drunk

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"This is a beta test, right?"

Self-walking dog

The Wedge Shoe at Work