Frosty Funny Bone Ticklers Mugs

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Snowprov

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

An early space launch attempt.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"Call me!"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"You've got night fever."

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

Punch Drunk

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Self-walking dog

"This is a beta test, right?"