Foodie Funny Bone Tickler Prints

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

A Club Sandwitch.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Will eat your homework for $.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Call me!"

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"You've got night fever."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Punch Drunk

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'