Bone Tickler Prints

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Concert Pianist.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Piano Recital

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Will eat your homework for $.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Call me!"

"You've got night fever."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

Punch Drunk

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"This is a beta test, right?"

Self-walking dog

The Wedge Shoe at Work