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'How's the new pacemaker.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

An early space launch attempt.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Call me!"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"You've got night fever."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Punch Drunk

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'