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"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Concert Pianist.

Piano Recital

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"Call me!"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"You've got night fever."

Punch Drunk

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

Self-walking dog

"This is a beta test, right?"