Teeth Tickler Pillows

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Concert Pianist.

Piano Recital

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Will eat your homework for $.

"Call me!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"You've got night fever."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Punch Drunk

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Self-walking dog

The Wedge Shoe at Work