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"I like how you succeed, despite your disabilities!"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Shred the plank."

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Pirate

Corporate pirate.

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

Pirate Schools

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

Pirate

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Guess who?'

Pirate baby.

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Errol Flynn.

Captain Santa Sparrow

Aging Researchers

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."