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Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Corporate pirate.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

Pirate Artist

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

Pirate Schools

Pirate

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Guess who?'

"Are you sure I didn't dub you last year!"

Pirate baby.

Ask Me About My Big Feet

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

Pirate on Jeopardy

Eye-patch Newspaper