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Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Corporate pirate.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Pirate Artist

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

Pirate

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

Pirate Schools

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Guess who?'

Pirate baby.

Errol Flynn.

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"Are you sure I didn't dub you last year!"

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

'It looks like they are nearly ready to sail.'

Pirate on Jeopardy