Dental Thrill-seeker Pillows

'Time to buy.'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Dow's up!"

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'He's chasing the market.'

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

Boy who has been to the dentist

Economic

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

Grexit

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

"My favorite time of year is earnings season."

Profit Cowboy

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'Aren't corporate raiders getting increasingly aggressive?'

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

"I had the financial world by the tail. Then it got diarrhea."