Dentist With A Twist Pillows

Improvised Dentistry.

Onion operation.

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Air Dentistry

Boy who has been to the dentist

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

Tooth Pulling Cork

'You do dentistry?'

Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'

Tooth

'Open wide.' Golf stroke into mouth.

"Open Wide and say, 'aaaaa-men'!"

'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'

Old Age Elephant

Dentist drilling through to the back of the chair.

We use all the latest painless procedures, so now a visit only hurts at the end when you get the bill.

'I apologize in advance for my body odor today.'

'No, no, Mrs. Fenton! I said you were using improper prophylaxis...not prophylactics!'

'It's perfectly natural to feel a little tense on our wedding night.'