Fearless At The Dentist Gifts

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

Zoo dentist.

Dentimony.

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'This won't hurt a bit...'

'You do dentistry?'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

Dracula's tooth.

'Darling, remember to brush your teeth after dinner...'

"Would it kill you to throw some flossers in the Utility Belt?"

'Don't be silly dear -- there's nothing to be afraid of.'

Knight brushing his teeth in his armor.

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"

"This is going to be a little invasive."

'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'

Tooth

'Open wide.' Golf stroke into mouth.