Fearless Dental Warrior Gifts

When would you like your next appointment, Mister Jones?

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

Boy who has been to the dentist

'Have I told you how absolutely lovely you look today?'

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

The Wheel of Life

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

Toothbrush Superhero.

'This won't hurt a bit...'

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'You do dentistry?'

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

"Whoopsy."

Vampire dentist.

'...And those are my darkest demons that torment me to a point where I could totally lose it at any moment.'

'Open wide.' Golf stroke into mouth.

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

'Stop whining. The burning means it's working.'

Geppetto taught Pinocchio the value of dental hygiene --- Although flossing continued to be a challenge.

'My assistant just quit. Said you were looking at her funny.'

'Why don't I go and brush my teeth.'

'Let me know if I hurt you.'`

'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'

Dentist drilling through to the back of the chair.

Flossed for the first time in years. MOUTH HURTS.

Dental Clinic. Uh-oh, we won't be able to drill our way out of this!