Dental Phobia Fighter Gifts

The Wheel of Life

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

Dentist Trip

What's Their Secret?

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Death By Mattress

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

Toothbrush Superhero.

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

Telephone Phobics Society

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'