Dental Phobia Farce Gifts

'You don't trust me, do you?'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

Dentist Trip

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

The Wheel of Life

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

Pain free dentistry for those who pay up front.

"Lunch break."

"You want a local anesthetic? Okay, our receptionist will tell you endless stories about her grandchildren."

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

Walrus brushing its teeth.

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'Come on boy... give daddy his dentures back!'

'Instead of me continually replacing your caps, Tom... why not just get new shocks on your car?'

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I cough?' 'To keep your teeth from flying across the room!'

'...And those are my darkest demons that torment me to a point where I could totally lose it at any moment.'

Dental records help ID the body. That's how they know who to bill.

"I'm just here for the dental."

Family Dentistry: 'Floss properly, or we tell your kid who the tooth fairy really is.'

Do you have health insurance ?

'Somebody's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 dentists and some pain pills.'

Da Toot' Fairy

'If it starts to hurt, just wiggle your ears.'

"I'm torn! They're searching for Young Master, and I know where he is, but he's hiding because he does not want to go to the dentist. . ."

'Nothing dentured, nothing gained.'