Dentophobia Warrior Gifts

'My assistant just quit. Said you were looking at her funny.'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Dentist Trip

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

The Wheel of Life

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

Toothbrush Superhero.

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

'Stop whining. The burning means it's working.'

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

Vampire dentist.

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

'Is this your first time?'

'Dude, you really need braces.'

'We're introducing a LARGE new dental plan.'

'You'll be a new man after this procedure.' 'Good, send my bill to the new man.'

Waddle Orthodontics - Put your money where your mouth is.

"I'm torn! They're searching for Young Master, and I know where he is, but he's hiding because he does not want to go to the dentist. . ."

'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'

"What happened is between you and me. Quit taking it out on the patients."

'Now some people find it helps to imagine they're on a desert island.'