Fearless Dental Warrior Pillows

When would you like your next appointment, Mister Jones?

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Boy who has been to the dentist

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

The Wheel of Life

'You need to chuck more wood.'

Toothbrush Superhero.

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'This won't hurt a bit...'

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'You do dentistry?'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

Vampire dentist.

'Open wide.' Golf stroke into mouth.

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

'Stop whining. The burning means it's working.'

'My assistant just quit. Said you were looking at her funny.'

'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'

'Let me know if I hurt you.'`

Dentist drilling through to the back of the chair.

'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'