Laughing In The Face Of Dental Fear Gifts

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Improvised Dentistry.

I see braces in his future.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

Dentist Trip

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"It's teeth whitening."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Senior dating disasters.

Dentist Suction

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"Needs ketchup."

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

Licensed to drill.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'You really should Floss.'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.'

Crocodile Flossing

Dracula's false teeth