Laughing In The Face Of Dental Fear Pillows

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Improvised Dentistry.

Dentist Trip

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Needs ketchup."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'You really should Floss.'

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."

'Do you extract teeth?'

Crocodile Flossing

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."