Fearless Dental Patient T-Shirts

'This won't hurt a bit...'

'Rinse please.'

'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Floss Street Vendor

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"I've never felt better in my life."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

Toothbrush Superhero.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

Dentimony.

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'