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"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

Air Dentistry

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

Boy who has been to the dentist

Savoy Dental Salon

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

'We're all out of Novocain, so we need to restrain your arms and legs.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

(Cursing symbols)! Did I have a piece of spinach stuck to my tusk the whole date?

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

'So that's where grandma's dentures got to.'

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"