Dental School Aficionado T-Shirts

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Air Dentistry

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Savoy Dental Salon

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"