Dental School Aficionado T-Shirts

Campus. It seems logical that when cleaning the statue of the dental school founder we should remove plaque.

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

Toothless Meal

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Air Dentistry

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'Must you always point out my floss?'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Savoy Dental Salon

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.