Tooth Fanatic T-Shirts

'Come, come, Mr Walker...it's only an inspection.'

'So how many times a year do you visit the dentist?' - 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

'My dentist recommended it.'

Floss Street Vendor

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Savoy Dental Salon

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Dentists on Holiday

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

Dentists who do appendectomies.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

'Dentristry medicine.'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'Most people serve crackers to cleanse the pallet at a wine tasting. You had to pick one hosted by a dental hygienist.'