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Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

A dazzle of dentists

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Toothbrush Romance

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Floss Street Vendor

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Red wine teeth

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'You need to chuck more wood.'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'I need a new tooth brush.'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'