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"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

Toothbrush Romance

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Red wine teeth

Dentists on Holiday

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

'This is going to be a level three.'

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'