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'Yes, it is true four out of five dentists recommend that particular brand...Lucky for you, I'm that one who knows better.'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Toothbrush Romance

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Damn these super powers!"

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Red wine teeth

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

"Needs ketchup."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.