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'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Toothbrush Romance

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Damn these super powers!"

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Red wine teeth

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Needs ketchup."

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

"Has it been in your family long?"

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

"Is this book a true story or is it true it's a story?"

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

Rebel fighter using dissident toothpaste.

'At the next feeding frenzy, give yourself an edge on the competition with the new 'Dyna-tooth' paste.'

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'

'Just think what Casanova could have done if he'd had access to whitening toothpaste and masculine after shave.'

"Also, that random comment you made three years ago will count against you."

'I've rally been hit hard - the price of toothpaste has gone through the roof.'

"Don't be ridiculous, Brian -- just open a new tube of toothpaste."