Toothpaste Troubleshooter T-Shirts

'....don't tell me....we're out of toothpaste AGAIN!'

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"Damn autocorrect!"

"Damn these super powers!"

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"Needs ketchup."

"Kick the machine"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

"Your husband used the wrong emoji to express his feelings, which caused mass confusion. He'll be sentenced to a mandatory emoji educational class."

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

Valentine's Day texting

"Nobody understands my texts."

"By the way, if you're involved in some sort of sex scandal I'd rather find out about it from you than from the media."

Standardized Testing Is My Friend

"If I have to text you one more time...."

'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'

Smoke gets in your eyes.