Toothpaste Evaluator Pillows

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Toothbrush Romance

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"Damn these super powers!"

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Red wine teeth

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

"Needs ketchup."

"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

"Has it been in your family long?"

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

"I think it's an early version of facebook."

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

"Is this book a true story or is it true it's a story?"

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

Rebel fighter using dissident toothpaste.

'Just think what Casanova could have done if he'd had access to whitening toothpaste and masculine after shave.'

'At the next feeding frenzy, give yourself an edge on the competition with the new 'Dyna-tooth' paste.'

"Also, that random comment you made three years ago will count against you."

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'

'I've rally been hit hard - the price of toothpaste has gone through the roof.'