Toothpaste Tasting Enthusiast Pillows

'Yes, it is true four out of five dentists recommend that particular brand...Lucky for you, I'm that one who knows better.'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Toothbrush Romance

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"Damn these super powers!"

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Red wine teeth

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"Needs ketchup."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

'I need a new tooth brush.'

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.