Toothpaste Enthusiast T-Shirts

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Red wine teeth

Indian snake charmer raising toothpaste

"I'm really excited about this new product!"

"Don't be ridiculous, Brian -- just open a new tube of toothpaste."

'Just think what Casanova could have done if he'd had access to whitening toothpaste and masculine after shave.'

'Get the whitening kind. . . I don't care about plaque, and the whitening one will whiten my plaque anyway, Joy.'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'For best results, squeeze from bottom, and flatten as you go.'

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

'I see the dentist twice a year... once for each tooth!'

'The inscription says 'Whiter teeth, fresher breath.''

Food, Drink, Different types of Toothpaste.

'I've rally been hit hard - the price of toothpaste has gone through the roof.'

'This is my squeeze.'

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Toothbrush Romance

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'