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'Someone must have called him yellow again.'

Bedtime Of The Gods

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

I'm starting to think the water might be too fluoridated

"Ugh! Spring breath."

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

'At the next feeding frenzy, give yourself an edge on the competition with the new 'Dyna-tooth' paste.'

Rebel fighter using dissident toothpaste.

'Don't forget to brush your teeth.'

Toothpaste Spiral

"Do you use a striped toothpaste...?"

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Toothbrush Romance

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

Air Dentistry

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Red wine teeth

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."