Toothcare Enthusiast T-Shirts

Do you have health insurance?

'Open, please!'

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

Walrus Brushing Teeth.

Statue of Liberty Flossing

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Floss Street Vendor

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"