Toothpaste Fanatic Prints

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

A dazzle of dentists

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Toothbrush Romance

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Floss Street Vendor

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Red wine teeth

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'You need to chuck more wood.'

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'I need a new tooth brush.'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."