Toothbrush Aficionado Prints

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

Toothbrush Romance

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Air Dentistry

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Savoy Dental Salon

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Red wine teeth

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

'I need a new tooth brush.'

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.