Brushing Enthusiast Prints

A man brushing teeth which are growing instead of hair on his head

Hair Crop Circle

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Drunk Barber

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Deer Barber

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

Axes 'R' Us Store

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Lion with hair straighteners.

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

Boy to Dad about broken razor: 'That's funny. It was working just fine when I groomed the dog this morning.'