Brushing Enthusiast Mugs

A man brushing teeth which are growing instead of hair on his head

Hair Crop Circle

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Drunk Barber

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Deer Barber

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

After deliberating on the topic for weeks, I've decided to grow out my toenails. Why? My mane of hair is lustrous and thick. My musk is overpowering. My muscles, toned. Primal. Sinewy. My chest hair is coifed and glistening. But I can't rest on my laurels. The only way to maximize my animal magnetism at this point is to grow talons. I'm a victim of my success. And here I was worried about world peace.

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

Axes 'R' Us Store

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

Lion with hair straighteners.

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'