Toothbrush Enthusiasts Prints

"Come on! It's not rabies! I was just cleaning my teeth when you rang?

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

Toothbrush Romance

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Bedtime Of The Gods

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Red wine teeth

Dentists on Holiday

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

Mothers Without Borders

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'