Toothbrush Enthusiasts Prints

"Come on! It's not rabies! I was just cleaning my teeth when you rang?

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Toothbrush Romance

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Bedtime Of The Gods

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Red wine teeth

Dentists on Holiday

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

Mothers Without Borders

"I want her home by 11:00 and not a single squeeze mark on her!"

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'