Sweet-tooth Troublemaker T-Shirts

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Dieting is for losers.

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

Bit coin.

"I found this fabulous new shop."

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

'Floor it, Mom!'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

'It's the 'start tomorrow' diet. I've stuck to it religiously for 12 years.'

"He may be a famous artist, but I find his work too chocolate-boxy."

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

Some things just aren't meant to be.

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

'We've given up sugar in tea,coffee and puddings.'

Rescued, at last, from quinoa

'I love me. . . I love me not!'

Temptation.

"I know I shouldn't, but I've got such a sweet tooth."

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