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Festistive Devices

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Candy Corn Dracula

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Dieting is for losers.

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Bit coin.

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

"I can see by the sudden appearance of little dishes of hard candy in every room, Veronica, that we have finally entered our golden years."

"He may be a famous artist, but I find his work too chocolate-boxy."

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

Some things just aren't meant to be.

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

"Got any more of these peanuts?" "Gimme a minute. Ever since I lost my dentures all I can do is suck the chocolate off 'em."

Rescued, at last, from quinoa

"I know I shouldn't, but I've got such a sweet tooth."

"One kiddie cone."