Sweet-toothed Kid T-Shirts

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Candy Corn Dracula

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Bit coin.

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

"He may be a famous artist, but I find his work too chocolate-boxy."

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

Some things just aren't meant to be.

Rescued, at last, from quinoa

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

Festistive Devices

'It's more of a draw for the kids than the old gingerbread house.'

Horse-guard telling a boy not to hang about.