Sweet-tooth Struggler T-Shirts

Some things just aren't meant to be.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Boy baking a cake.

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Dieting is for losers.

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Giant Birthday Cake

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

Bit coin.

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

'Floor it, Mom!'

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

"Our max is six M&Ms for poop on the potty but try to hold her to three."

"I found this fabulous new shop."

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

"Cookie jars are easy. Try breaking into this tough plastic packaging!"

'It's the 'start tomorrow' diet. I've stuck to it religiously for 12 years.'

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

Rescued, at last, from quinoa

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

Gingerbread House

'We've given up sugar in tea,coffee and puddings.'

Temptation.