Sweet-tooth Struggler Gifts

Some things just aren't meant to be.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Boy baking a cake.

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Giant Birthday Cake

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Dieting is for losers.

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

Bit coin.

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

"I found this fabulous new shop."

'Floor it, Mom!'

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

'It's the 'start tomorrow' diet. I've stuck to it religiously for 12 years.'

"Cookie jars are easy. Try breaking into this tough plastic packaging!"

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

Gingerbread House

'We've given up sugar in tea,coffee and puddings.'

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

Bad Carbs

Rescued, at last, from quinoa

Temptation.