Sweet-toothed Scholar Gifts

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'

Bit coin.

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"This is probably the most mature, astute novel of the last half century that I've just finished. Me want ice cream."

"He may be a famous artist, but I find his work too chocolate-boxy."

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

Some things just aren't meant to be.

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

"I don't need the key. I'm choco-literate."

"My report is on a man ahead of his time: Email Zola."

Festistive Devices

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

The J.A. Dooty, Booty University, School for Smart Asses.

Misfortune Cookie

'It's more of a draw for the kids than the old gingerbread house.'

'Boys spell better than girls.' 'Yes, but their figures are not as good.'

"If life is like a box of chocolates why are we on a diet?"