Sweet-toothed Investor Gifts

Bit coin.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

"He downgraded Apple."

It must be December again -- I just had a vision of sugarplums.

Candy Corn Dracula

American Pastry

Citizen Cane...

Dieting is for losers.

Giant Birthday Cake

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

"Our max is six M&Ms for poop on the potty but try to hold her to three."

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

'Floor it, Mom!'

"I found this fabulous new shop."

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

'It's the 'start tomorrow' diet. I've stuck to it religiously for 12 years.'

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

Gingerbread House

Some things just aren't meant to be.

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'