Sweet Tooth Gambler Gifts

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Ninja bread men"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Picking pastries.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Layer cake

In case of Emergency: Break Glass