Sweet-toothed Investor Mugs

Bit coin.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

"He downgraded Apple."

Candy Corn Dracula

American Pastry

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

Dieting is for losers.

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Citizen Cane...

Giant Birthday Cake

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"I found this fabulous new shop."

'Floor it, Mom!'

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

'It's the 'start tomorrow' diet. I've stuck to it religiously for 12 years.'

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

Some things just aren't meant to be.

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

Gingerbread House

'I love me. . . I love me not!'