Sweet-toothed Optimists Mugs

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Giant Birthday Cake

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

Bit coin.

"Our max is six M&Ms for poop on the potty but try to hold her to three."

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

Cup half full

Wishing Well 10c. . . Second Wish Free

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

Gingerbread House

Some things just aren't meant to be.

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

Festistive Devices

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."

On Line At The Fountain Of Adulthood

"I bought it as a buy-to-eat."

'In this aisle I'm a real fortune teller - I 'NO' all.'

Online supermarket - "No you can't have lollies! You can't have chocolate! You can't have ice-cream!"

Being under a cloud has its advantages. . .

"How cute! A smiley face on my pink slip."

'Elevators may bring you down, but to me they're very uplifting.'

'Do you want a biscuit?' - 'No, I'm not hungry.' - 'Okay.' - 'Thanks.' - 'Let's try that again, shall we?' - 'Eh?'